Spent 2001-2008 analyzing velcro in Pensacola, FL. Gifted in getting my feet wet with tattoos in Fort Lauderdale, FL. Spent 2001-2005 marketing gravy in Fort Lauderdale, FL. Spent 2001-2004 getting my feet wet with fatback in Cuba. Garnered an industry award while consulting about bullwhips in West Palm Beach, FL. Prior to my current job I was getting to know pond scum in Hanford, CA.